Tickets at the door. Scuber Mountain is releasing their second album, “Finally, a Band You Can Trust!” and you’re invited! While you may be accustomed to Scuber Mountain’s antics and gimmicks, we decided it’s time to give you a completely ordinary show with no jokes or costumes or surprises of any sort. Yes sir, just a plain old white bread show for you. We anticipate an evening of predictable normalcy—an uneventful, simple, smooth-sailing sorta night. We sure would hate for something to come disrupt such an otherwise unremarkable event. But don’t worry—nothing could possibly go wrong. $10 at the door.